Running quotes

Here’s some funny running quotes I found online

“Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.”  – Victoria Wood

If it were any easier, it’d be called football.

“Everybody can’t be good, there has to be somebody to stand on the curb and cheer us on.”  – Bill Rodgers

If you went for a run today and didn’t sacrifice anything, congratulations you just jogged.

Running-cheaper than therapy.

Running-it’s a mental sport and we’re all insane.

Death before DNF.

A marathon is just a 10k with a 20 mile warmup.

My favorites:

Girl, please, my mascara runs faster than you do!

If running were easy, it’d be called your mom.

Run like you stole something.

I highlighted my favorites.   What’s your favorite or do you have a good one to add?

 

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